Today I had to ask my neighbour to borrow an item that I’m certain has rarely been asked of a neighbour before; a computer keyboard. I was faced with such a unique situation that I am bemused now to recall the almost unbelievable sequence of events. I will do my best.

Our shipment of personal effects arrived from the USA today. It had actually spent a couple weeks in customs as my paint ball gun was seized for being an actual dangerous weapon… that’s another story.

1. Go to Google.com
2. Click on Maps.
3. Click on Get Directions.
4. From New York, NY
5. To Paris, France.
6. Read line # 23.

I found it funny.

Now Playing Last Kiss [?]
by Pearl Jam
on Last Kiss [Single]

You heard me right. I can’t tell, yet, if this is a massive joke cooked up or if it’s a real deal. They have a press release. Absurd looking setup instructions. It’s got to be a joke, right…?

http://www.google.com/tisp/

Press Release
How It Works
Frequently Asked Questions

It must be an April Fools joke or something.

Now Playing Broken Hearts Parade [?]
by Good Charlotte
on Good Morning Revival

We have a weird kind of rule; well, request, that we ask of the boys. That is to avoid walking in the dirt/mud when getting in and out of the car. As we’re living with the family, the driveway quickly gets cluttered with up to four cars at any given time. So we park to the left and away from the house, giving the main cars “room” to pull in around us. I do my best to give Liam room on the left to have pavement before the dirt/mud starts, but alas sometimes I fail. Like this morning. Well, yesterday. Parking yesterday. Event this morning.

An incoming link in my Wordpress Dashboard caught my attention this morning. eskimokaka turns out to be a blog in… well I don’t know! Check this out, he clearly visited my blog and seems to have liked my post regarding Top 10 MySpace Clichés, especially point number 9. Oh dear, have I attracted the attention of some underground porn ring?